{"id":204,"date":"2019-04-25T15:39:30","date_gmt":"2019-04-25T15:39:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jkhorner.com\/?page_id=204"},"modified":"2021-07-03T14:29:49","modified_gmt":"2021-07-03T14:29:49","slug":"humor","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/jkhorner.com\/index.php\/humor\/","title":{"rendered":"HUMOR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This page contains a few short humor pieces.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Left-click <a href=\"\/HUMOR\/RealID.pdf\">here<\/a> for a vignette on obtaining a Real ID.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Left-click <a href=\"\/HUMOR\/Units_among_friends.pdf\">here<\/a> for a riff on units of measure.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Left-click <a href=\"\/HUMOR\/NOT_SO_FAST.pdf\">here<\/a> for a note on spontaneous generation.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Left-click <a href=\"\/HUMOR\/SYZYGY.pdf\">here<\/a> for a musing on probability, French, and asteroid strikes<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Left-click <a href=\"\/HUMOR\/Theres_no_app_for_that.pdf\">here<\/a> for a short essay on learning from chimpanzees.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This page contains a few short humor pieces. &nbsp; Left-click here for a vignette on obtaining a Real ID. &nbsp; Left-click here for a riff on units of measure. &nbsp; Left-click here for a note on spontaneous generation. Left-click here for a musing on probability, French, and asteroid strikes Left-click here for a short essay &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jkhorner.com\/index.php\/humor\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;HUMOR&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-204","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jkhorner.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jkhorner.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jkhorner.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jkhorner.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jkhorner.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/jkhorner.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":391,"href":"https:\/\/jkhorner.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/204\/revisions\/391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jkhorner.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}